speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks
for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"
i, a gentleman of good standing, punctually arrived at what i mistakenly believed was a horse auction, as i have been on the hunt for a steed, only to discover a conspiracy of pony fetishists mongering human flesh. they mistook my finery for the pomp of a prized dressage horse and urged me onto the block. imagine my chagrin! “nay! nay!” i protested, and well, you may guess how that went over
6 years ago, Shohei Ohtani hit a home run ball that went through the roof of Tokyo Dome.
Sports Anime Protagonist
Everyone just gazing up at it killed me
Anonymous asked:
if you were teleported to the last game you played in the place of the player character , how are you doing ?
- Living the dream
- pretty good
- coule be better
- meh
- could be worse
- this sucks
- KILL ME
a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay answered:
